One: don't let them get wet, that is, don't let them bathe in your house. How do you prevent a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple: using the same rules that are used to take care of gremlins. And that's why nothing and no one, not even God is going to get in the way of tonight being LEGEN - wait - DARIA LEGENDARY! Now we are going to go in there and we will tell you the story of how we beat these guys, everyone will believe the story and they will all sleep with me again. This is going to be LEGEN - wait - DARIO! LEGENDARY! Trust me, this is going to be legendary. Hopefully there was a way to pay them in the same currency for everything they do to us. I have a list of all the things they do to satisfy themselves in bed. I'm sorry to tell you this but your husband and wife are having an affair together. The book contains each and every one of the strategies, lies, list of resources and any other method that I use and have ever used to get to sleep with a girl. Barney Stinson has to do what is right for Barney Stinson's penis. She is working as a nudist in Las Vegas, plus we get along. Why does this happen to me? No, it is not karma. Mothers, mark your daughters and put on your chastity belts. Whichever girl I'm aiming for right now, that's the one I'm taking to my apartment tonight. ![]() I, Barney Stinson, can't get to sleep with a girl when I talk like a boy. Nobody, that is, nobody could get to sleep with a girl if he dresses in this. You're talking to the 2011 laser fighting champion. Do you judge a human being by a simple superficial characteristic? That is racism and I don't drink with racists. If he had revived the first day many people would not have even believed that he died. Jesus invented the three-day rule and it was amazing. I don't speak the language "I never get to sleep with the girl"
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